An accidental journey brought about by getting shampoo in my eye; I was immediately transported back to my 2 year old self having his hair washed by his mother; shampoo always got in my eyes back then (there was no baby shampoo either) and as far as I was concerned it was attempted murder. Boy did I wail.
'Don't be a baby'. She'd scold.
'But I am a fucking baby!'
And if I knew then what I know now I would have stayed a baby.
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