I am well known for my lack of enthusiasm for anything remotely kittenish.
The following arrived via twitter from Philippa Perry:
Kittens in nature
On a spring day
Come through on twitter
and ruin my day.
He finds a reason
As soon as he can
To hate little kitty
Although he's aman.
kitty must bear
The brunt of his blame
All of his misery
And much of his shame.
Thank you Philippa.