Whatever comes to mind before I alter it with the overpaint of time. Mostly satire, poetry and fiction but occasional unreliable fact, as all facts seems to be today. From deepest Notting Hill. London.
Sunday 5 February 2012
Snow in Portobello. Loco at Retro the pope and Trellik tower..
Saturday 4 February 2012
Always Never. A valentines day poem.
Sunday 29 January 2012
David Cameron and a mysterious death.
One day at school I had the pleasure of meeting David Cameron. It was weird because the temperature was 60 degrees Celsius and there was an atmosphere full of terror. There was a failure because one of our classmates died in a mysterious accident. People say that someone captured him and gave him the disease.
Wednesday 25 January 2012
Der Rosenkavalier at the London Coliseum.
I had expected to be bored (it is nearly four hours long) but far from it, it was great. I felt that the first act was overlong but the girl on girl snogging throughout held my attention. Things got better in the second and third acts culminating in not one fat lady singing but three slim ladies singing together. This 'trio' is, I am informed the famous bit of the opera.
The set was delightful, the music splendid and I lasted the full four hours.
Tuesday 24 January 2012
Friday 20 January 2012
Photography in the Amazon at the Tabernacle W11
Campbell Picks presents...Photography in the Amazon
Following the journey of photographer Eloise Campbell through Peru, the Amazon basin and into Brazil at the end of 2011. This exhibition brings the people and places she encountered on her journey to one of West London's premier galleries.
Whilst working as part of the team for music-based charity Keys of Change (www.keysofchange.org), Eloise encountered the continents powerful beauty, it's wonderful people, and it's awe inspiring hold over any who journey there with a camera.
The photographer will be in attendance for this one night only viewing to talk about her experiences.
Thursday 19 January 2012
Portobello Music, Pete Doherty and smashed guitars
Neil; Proprietor of 'Portobello Music' strumming a guitar in the street.
Turns out it is Pete Doherty's guitar which had arrived at the shop wrecked (it would be interesting to know how it got smashed in the first place) and Neil had the thing reconstructed. I witnessed it's first public strumming in the January sunshine!
Neil can be heard performing at 'LOCO': https://www.facebook.com/groups/344865642191981/ at the Retro Bar on Saturday nights from the 4th of February onwards.
Portobello Music's website is here:http://www.portobellomusic.net/
Tuesday 17 January 2012
Friday 13 January 2012
Eurozone crisis and the solution. Self burying undertakers.
Friday the 13th and Europe is bust. The Euro is now worth 10 pence. Great news for us as our holiday in Torremolinos will now cost peanuts and Fiats will be given away with the purchase of a jar of Dolmio sauce.
However. What about the 50 euro note I changed for a bloke in the pub last week, now worth nothing rather than being my retirement nest egg.
Looks like I'm going to have to continue working long after my death. As will the rest of the population of Europe.
Undertakers will be burying themselves soon!
Wednesday 11 January 2012
The Portobello Bitch.
Tuesday 10 January 2012
Portobello panto 2011. Mick Jones sings 'Should I stay or should I go'
Rusty, the Diva and weeping into whisky!
"What's up? Rusty". I asked. He told me the following tale.
"I've met a woman, her name is Estella, she is an opera singer, she is my love, my sun and moon, my compass, my mettle detector, I was born for her and she for me and now I have lost her.
My friends warned me about her. Told me that she was hard as nails, a bitch, a diva like no other but I ignored them for she was none of those things to me. The only problem I had was that she would not let me hear her sing, when I asked her she flatly refused and asked me not to press her on the matter. I have to admit that I became jealous of all the other people who were able to hear her sing; such was the beauty of her voice that all men would forgive her divaish behaviour in order to hear her golden voice. She would not sing for me!
Until last night, fired with jealousy I demanded she sing for me. I threatened to leave her if she would not sing.
She, tears streaming down her cheeks, sang for me. There are no words to describe the beauty of her voice, I must leave it at that!
When she had finished I dried my eyes and said: "That was beautiful. Why could you not sing to me before? What was the problem?"
She replied: "Right you arsehole, you have heard me sing, you are no different from the others now. Fuck off!"
She will not speak to me or see me.
Rusty and I spent the rest of the night weeping into whisky listening to the Diva on the CD player. Bitch!
Monday 9 January 2012
London Soundscape on Radio 2
London Soundscape
LISTEN :
Next on:
SYNOPSIS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b019444k
Thandie Newton and Noel Fielding read Go the fuck to sleep.
A charming video made by Piers Thompson. The poem is by Adam Mansbach. I love it!
Cannongate Books are also working with that naughty Russell Brand and his 'Tricksters Tales'. Check it out:
There is also a series of videos from David Byrne worth checking out:
Destructive criticism on Portobello Road.
At the north end of Portobello (between Cambridge Gardens and Golborne Road) there is a wall; formerly part of the convent, which is used as an exhibition space on a regular basis and jolly good it is too. Last year we had a massive record collection running the length of the wall.
This was recently replaced by a similarly sized hoarding produced by a local gallery: http://www.kensingtonandchelseatoday.co.uk/arts-and-culture/exhibitions/cqfz8ufwqy.html Three days later the thing was partially torn down, seemingly an act of mindless vandalism.
"Fucking yobs" I hear you cry!
But wait, there is there more to this than meets the eye (or doesn't meet the eye any more)? It seems that the Gallery in question has a very dark past (and present), earning itself a lot of detractors. This thoughtless act of vandalism is in fact a considered and premeditated comment on the Gallery and its principal.
Who writes: “This neighbourhood is a catalyst to a wide range of creative expressions. The diversity of cultures, ideas and languages creates a climate that stimulates contemporary creative tensions and why we chose to locate our gallery here.
It is interesting to see that the installation has indeed stimulated contemporary tensions! There will be more about this emerging over the next few days I'm sure.
A curates Annus.
2011 certainly was something of a Curates Egg; part Annus Horribilis (the best place for that is behind me), part joyous (hopefully continuing).
Monday 28 November 2011
Ken Russell dead, Oliver Reed, Alan Bates and a body double.
Saturday 19 November 2011
John Thaw, Drakes Venture, Leonard Cohen and sacred monsters.
Friday 4 November 2011
Thursday 3 November 2011
A new poem from Murray Lachlan Young.
A month of thought and word and deed
To cultural Olympiad
From booker prize to art at Frieze
Of what is good and what is bad?
Who would spray paint out a ‘Banksy’?
Who could be so crude and rash?
Good graffiti bad graffiti?
Post, post-modern cultures clash
While Ralph gives us his Prospero
And punters flee the Marat Sade
Michael Sheen his Dane to show
So what is: Just too avant-garde?
The Shakespeare, Dickens fests announced
Or, King’s Speech coming to the stage
Strictly makes the extra factor?
And what would Tintin have to say?
Of Madge, Madonna hair and shades
In arch red carpet attitude
A master class in marketing
No matter what the latitude
Ah names and names so many names
So many rise, so many fall
So many stars, so great the sky
How did we ever name them all?
A question perhaps for Grayson Perry
British Museum, Shamans robes
His tomb of the unknown craftsman
Installation, ancient road
To all of those who went before
To all of those and all the more
Who carved and cut and chipped honed
The dawn of time through Ancient Rome
To all of those whose time is now
Their names so great upon the tongue
Will in the blinking of the eye
Discover that their time is done
And what is left is craft its self
When all the names are stripped away
Upon the tomb that craftsmen made
The craft of time will endless play?
Wednesday 2 November 2011
Zoe Martlew at the Giant Olive Theatre, Kentish Town.
I've been tipped off that this will be worth attending. I don't know the venue but it sounds good. I'll report back.
Saturday 29 October 2011
REMI KANAZI's first UK tour.
Remi Kanazi's UK tour kicks off with a fundraising event at the Tabernacle W11 on November 12th.
Wednesday 12 October 2011
SYMPTOMATIC presents THESE REIGNING DAYS + SMOKE FEATHERS + EVELYN BURKE + CRASHING FLOWERS
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Saturday 24 September 2011
Woman with a harp. Who is she?
Does anyone recognise this image. It is a Victorian print titled: Woman with Harp. According to my harp expert her pose indicates that she is more than just a model posing, she has technique,
From the Portobello Blog: JC Carroll on Winning.
Jc Carroll from The Members on winning a 'Golden Trellick' at The Portobello Film Festival for his opera 'The Golborne Variations'
25 years in the making, Jc from The Members looks back on the creation and staging of his critically acclaimed multimedia opera 'The Golborne Variations', which premiered at The Portobello Film Festival on Friday 2nd September this year. Received with a standing ovation by a full house at the Portobello Film Festival, 'The Golborne Variations went on to win a Special Award, which was collected on Jc's behalf (he was on tour in France with The Members) by cast members Simon Godley & James Simmins from festival organiser Jonathan Barnett.
It is hoped that another staging of this award-winning opera will take place somewhere in the Portobello vicinity very soon. Watch this space...
Thursday 22 September 2011
Joanne Calvino. Carry that weight.
Wednesday 21 September 2011
Troy Davis and the obscenity of the death penalty.
Tuesday 20 September 2011
The Ryan O'Reilly Band need an artist.
Portobello Film festival Award winners.
The King Is Dead (Ishmahil Blagrove)
SPECIAL AWARD
The Golborne Variations (J C Carroll)
ODDBALL TV 72 HOUR FILM CHALLENGE
Marcelo Paganini
DOCUMENTARY
From Patient To Pin Up (Michelle Hallak)
COMEDY
The Beardless Garibaldi (Nicola Piovesan)
MUSIC
I Chopped Her Up (Divian Ladwa)
FOREIGN FILM
The First Rasta (Helene Lee)
ANIMATION
Fantoon Gaga (Alberto Hadyar)
LONDON
Wreck (Cara Pickton)
DRAMA
Ebony Road (Maia Krall-Fry)
5 X 15, the loss of genius and hacking Misha Glenny's conversation.
Alexander Masters
AS. Byatt
Simon Baron Cohen
Misha Glenny
Lucy Worsley
Photographs: Thomas Pegoraro
Chris Durkin, 1966 and all that.
Monday 19 September 2011
Sylvie guillem.
Trellick Tower humanised.
Sunday 18 September 2011
Taking the piss (or not) on Talbot Road.
Saturday 17 September 2011
From the Archives. Self portrait.
Self portrait
The middle child.
As a young child I was given my own set of plastic tableware: plate bowl and beaker. these objects were yellow! I did not chose the colour yellow, I was told that the yellow ones were mine. From then onwards I would frequently be given yellow things; toys, clothes and the like. These objects were accompanied by the statement that yellow was my favourite colour, that had I the choice I would have opted for the yellow.
Yellow was not not my favourite colour. I would be hard pressed to name a favourite; I was never given the opportunity nor the luxury! I have a feeling that the colour was assigned to me in some kind of attempt to introduce a little brightness into an already dark and troubled child.
Even now, years later, if I am asked what my favourite colour is I am instinctively drawn to the word yellow... not to the colour but the word, as if yellow means favourite.
twenty years ago I made a picture of my childhood; It said everything I wanted or needed to say. It was both a portrait and a summary.
It consisted of a glazed, shallow wooden box. the box was lined with silver leaf upon which were placed a black and white image of myself aged three alongside a yellow plastic spoon (which I had taken from the Hayward gallery cafe; the artistic integrity of the object was important). The outside of the box was wrapped in mattress ticking to emphasise the comfortable environment that I appeared to inhabit. Unseen to the observer the back of the box was covered with an image of a mass of writhing snakes.
The choice of the plastic spoon was important in that accurately represented MY own self-regard; It was a valueless disposable item, even the colour was chosen on my behalf yet within its context it is transformed into something lyrical and poetic in its use of metaphor!
Something of no value is suddenly imbued with emotional importance. It has something to say. the rest of the symbolism is hackneyed and obvious but no less important for that.
This image was the first of a series of portraits using plastic cutlery of various colours, all taken from art galleries to ensure the Artistic integrity, culminating in a self portrait as a black plastic spoon. This consisted of nothing more than the spoon (from Tate Modern) mounted on a stark white wall! Again the cheapness and ephemeral nature of the object was central to the work. The black is self explanatory and its placement: Unbounded, in a vast white nothingness emphasised the lonliness and insularity of the depressions I had been subjected to from an early age. I laughingly refer to this work as Abstract Depressionism.
To me something miraculous happens: An object of no worth becomes invaluable in its ability to convey the lonliness and despair of depression. It appears to speak from experience.
Sadie Jemmett.
Friday 16 September 2011
Surrealist Michael woods in conversation and pictures. Excavating Nic Roeg.
Michael woods
And finally... Hat club! The bloke in the foreground is James Simmins who I asked to take the picture. He forgot to get out of his way.
Rasta Mouse at the Tabernacle. W11.
Thursday 15 September 2011
Winking doll, pancakes and humps.
Portobello Film Festival Tonight's events.
Italian night at the Pop Up - a superb selection of the latest Italian short films inc comedy and animation and a film about Rudolph Valentino.
Short films tonite at The Tabernacle for second night of massively popular Caribbean Corner.
www.portobellofilmfestival.com
Miss Dynamite and bass guitar.
Darth Vader's shed.
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Wednesday 14 September 2011
Portobello Film Festival. Caribbean Film Corner.
WED 14 SEPT THE TABERNACLE POWIS SQUARE, W11 2AY CARIBBEAN FILM CORNER 6.30-10pm FEATURE DOUBLE BILL |