Whatever comes to mind before I alter it with the overpaint of time. Mostly satire, poetry and fiction but occasional unreliable fact, as all facts seems to be today. From deepest Notting Hill. London.
Friday, 4 January 2019
Thursday, 20 December 2018
White pebbles.
Wednesday, 19 December 2018
Brexit to cause shortage of contract killers in UK.
According to a goverment source Britain will experience a dire shortage of skilled assassins as a result of our departure from europe.
Since the 1990's both MI5 and the Army have stopped training programmes for hit men preferring to use freelancers, the majority of whom are from Eastern Europe. The idea of a tuxedo clad old Etonian armed with an automatic, a martini and a smooth line of patter is pure fantasy.
Such is the concern within government circles that plans are well advanced for producing home grown killers.
My source told me:
'Department of education and DWP heads have been approached and asked to come up with a viable scheme for fast tracking competent killers within the next few years. It is hoped that more women can be trained up. 'After all'. He said. 'Women have innate skills that make them first class Assassins''
Villanelle
The government recently commissioned the BBC to produce the Series 'Killing Eve' complete with female killer Villanelle in order to make the occupation more attractive to women.
I understand that applicants with personality disorders will be extremely welcome.
Interested individuals should contact their nearest Job Centre.
Since the 1990's both MI5 and the Army have stopped training programmes for hit men preferring to use freelancers, the majority of whom are from Eastern Europe. The idea of a tuxedo clad old Etonian armed with an automatic, a martini and a smooth line of patter is pure fantasy.
Such is the concern within government circles that plans are well advanced for producing home grown killers.
My source told me:
'Department of education and DWP heads have been approached and asked to come up with a viable scheme for fast tracking competent killers within the next few years. It is hoped that more women can be trained up. 'After all'. He said. 'Women have innate skills that make them first class Assassins''
Villanelle
The government recently commissioned the BBC to produce the Series 'Killing Eve' complete with female killer Villanelle in order to make the occupation more attractive to women.
I understand that applicants with personality disorders will be extremely welcome.
Interested individuals should contact their nearest Job Centre.
Monday, 26 November 2018
A bag for life... After death.
It will not be the cough
that carries me off
nor will I go down
in a coffin
But a bag for life
... After death
that I shall finally
go off in.
Friday, 16 November 2018
Portobello Panto 2018 at the Tabernacle.
Yes it is that time of the year again.
Early Bird tickets for this year's Portobello Panto Presents: "Snow White and the Seven Runaways" are now available to purchase via this link:
https://www.tabernaclew11.com/whats-on
Grab them while they're hot!
Sunday, 30 September 2018
Tuesday, 25 September 2018
Wednesday, 12 September 2018
The brainwashing of children.
From an article on the BBC website today:
"When parents separate, where the children live, how much time they spend with Mum or Dad, can be hard to agree.
Sometimes a child starts refusing to see their other parent. This autumn, social workers who look after a child's interests in the family courts are being given new guidelines to help with these cases.
For the first time this will consider the possibility a child has been deliberately turned against one parent, by the other
Parental alienation, as it's called, will be just one of the options a social worker might consider.
It's a controversial concept which the courts have been trying to grapple with for years in cases where the parents are locked into entrenched legal action over contact.
There is no consensus and not a great deal of research, so how might it be considered by courts here?
The intensity or frequency of behaviour might be one of the ways this is set apart from the disagreements that are often part of separation.
"Think of a child experiencing a separation, the mother or father bad mouthing, or withholding warmth and affection unless they agree with an argument," says Sarah Parsons of the Children and Families Court Advisory Service.
"If it's repeated it can have an invasive, intrusive effect on wellbeing. A child can think the only way to stay safe is to side with one parent and reject the other."
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See more HERE
Tuesday, 4 September 2018
Sunday, 26 August 2018
Saturday, 25 August 2018
Tuesday, 14 August 2018
Monday, 13 August 2018
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