Thursday, 24 September 2009
Monday, 21 September 2009
Lost shoes, Heads and penny loafers.
'Heads' writes:
Two shoes lost in the Herault, surely a pair!
Funnily enough one was a blue espadrille bought on impulse but much too large, the other a penny loafer, well polished, that I stole from a ships captain for the penny. In fact I didn'y lose the shoe, I threw it off the bridge to hide the evidence.
I gave the penny to a beggar with a bloodied and bandaged child... She had borrowed the child from an agency that specialised in that kind of thing.
She put the penny towards buying a shoe from her one legged husband.
I should have just given her the shoe.
I didn't Know.
Two shoes lost in the Herault, surely a pair!
Funnily enough one was a blue espadrille bought on impulse but much too large, the other a penny loafer, well polished, that I stole from a ships captain for the penny. In fact I didn'y lose the shoe, I threw it off the bridge to hide the evidence.
I gave the penny to a beggar with a bloodied and bandaged child... She had borrowed the child from an agency that specialised in that kind of thing.
She put the penny towards buying a shoe from her one legged husband.
I should have just given her the shoe.
I didn't Know.
Stalked
I am being stalked by the coolhunter
How cool is that
She is good
she frightens death
and chills out hell
She can stalk in high summer
without working up a sweat
she can stalk on the ice pack
invisibly
while casually clubbing seal cubs
She can stalk you at truck stops
at Soho house
she is just too cool to be noticed.
Except by Phil Spector
And she dealt with him.
How cool is that
She is good
she frightens death
and chills out hell
She can stalk in high summer
without working up a sweat
she can stalk on the ice pack
invisibly
while casually clubbing seal cubs
She can stalk you at truck stops
at Soho house
she is just too cool to be noticed.
Except by Phil Spector
And she dealt with him.
Angling
The muse has gone
Leaving me nothing but a tin opener
And a can of worms.
Opening the can
I take up the fattest, juiciest .
Snag it on my gaudy hook.
Trawl it.
Trawl it through the bars
Trawl it through the clubs
Trawl it through the pubs
Of Notting Hill
Trot it down Portobello road
Tesco disco
The Globe
Finches
Electric
Ravenous
Mau Mau
The Star
The Gold
Patiently angling for the muse.
Leaving me nothing but a tin opener
And a can of worms.
Opening the can
I take up the fattest, juiciest .
Snag it on my gaudy hook.
Trawl it.
Trawl it through the bars
Trawl it through the clubs
Trawl it through the pubs
Of Notting Hill
Trot it down Portobello road
Tesco disco
The Globe
Finches
Electric
Ravenous
Mau Mau
The Star
The Gold
Patiently angling for the muse.
Sunday, 20 September 2009
Smoothie for a lost weekend.and its side effects.
Rusty came round for a beer. We skirted the subject of nurse.
With nothing else in common we got to talking about food. Rusty mentioned the smoothie for a lost weekend.
I asked about that.
He replied that it contained 15 kinds of fruit, a pint of yogurt, a pint of milk, some honey as well as concentrated multivitamin powder. It makes about half a gallon; difficult to get down but once you got it inside it was your 'five a day' for three days.
Enough time to get lost.
Lost in what? I said.
Oh heck anything; Fishing for that fabled carp, learning tap dancing, a sexual binge or even getting drunk in bars.
And what do you do during the lost weekend. I asked.
I stay pretty close to the lavatory. He said.
Rusty, I said, Rusty I am too old for exciting bowel movements.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/30887/yogurt_smoothie_recipe.html
With nothing else in common we got to talking about food. Rusty mentioned the smoothie for a lost weekend.
I asked about that.
He replied that it contained 15 kinds of fruit, a pint of yogurt, a pint of milk, some honey as well as concentrated multivitamin powder. It makes about half a gallon; difficult to get down but once you got it inside it was your 'five a day' for three days.
Enough time to get lost.
Lost in what? I said.
Oh heck anything; Fishing for that fabled carp, learning tap dancing, a sexual binge or even getting drunk in bars.
And what do you do during the lost weekend. I asked.
I stay pretty close to the lavatory. He said.
Rusty, I said, Rusty I am too old for exciting bowel movements.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/30887/yogurt_smoothie_recipe.html
Clogs, Ronnie Hilton and Michaelangelo
I have been thinking about the phenomenon known as the CLOG (cult blog).
Who decides 'cult status'? Is there a points system?
Wanting attention is different from having something to say: Wanting attention is a streaker at a football game, Having something to say is Michaelangelo's David. That to me sums it up.
A clog is also a wooden shoe used solely (forgive the pun) for dancing on cobblestones to 'Old Amsterdam'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fg7w49UnGA
Who decides 'cult status'? Is there a points system?
Wanting attention is different from having something to say: Wanting attention is a streaker at a football game, Having something to say is Michaelangelo's David. That to me sums it up.
A clog is also a wooden shoe used solely (forgive the pun) for dancing on cobblestones to 'Old Amsterdam'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fg7w49UnGA
Bukowski and the American nightmare
I met 'Chuck' bukowski back in the sixties; I had the apartment above his for a while and would occasionally have to go down to tell him too keep the noise down...
boy could those american women kick up a fuss,
I asked him one night if I should read his work. he said NO. You would be better off spending your time drinking and fornicating.
Having now read his work I can honestly say he was right!
He had a couple of good poems and a good short story in him (in that little space not filled with booze) but that is about all. He suffered from the malaise of most mid 20th century Americanliterature, especially the 'beats'.
boy could those american women kick up a fuss,
I asked him one night if I should read his work. he said NO. You would be better off spending your time drinking and fornicating.
Having now read his work I can honestly say he was right!
He had a couple of good poems and a good short story in him (in that little space not filled with booze) but that is about all. He suffered from the malaise of most mid 20th century Americanliterature, especially the 'beats'.
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Washington State
Did you know that Washington State is known as the evergreen state.
It is named after a Barbara Streisand song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuF3jiufww
You don't get cheesier than that.
It is named after a Barbara Streisand song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuF3jiufww
You don't get cheesier than that.
Osmosis between blogs.
I find that this directly references one of my early blogs; 'Milking a goat in a thunderstorm'. I think Tristan might be nicking my material. But hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Is'nt it?
It is from:http://tristanssecretsofmagic.blogspot.com/
Why the middle child?
When I was a child we had a goat
The goat was called Pumkin
We had a goat called Pumkin because my sister had ecsema
And couldn’t have dairy products
One of my jobs was to milk that goat
So my sister could have goats milk
And avoid dairy products
And avoid the humiliation of the betnavate
She is cursed by the memory of betnavate
A storm tormented Shropshire that summer
Lashed about Pumkin’s shed
Thunder boomed, like Nabokov’s dinner gong, bronzily
Lightning lit up my fear
As I attempted to milk that damn goat
How I shudder still at the memory of those distended teats
How Pumkin shuddered with fear and with loathing
At my amateurish tugging of her dugs.
The milk squirting into the timid pail
And I thought why the middle boy
Why me
Surely we could just plug my sister onto those teats
And let her suckle like Remus and Romulus like
And I imagine the unknown and unfabled
Older brother of those Italian twins
Who bravely milked the she wolves in their lairs
To feed his baby siblings from a bottle fashioned from bull horn and pigs bladder
And who vanished one night
The night that the twins were weaned from milk to meat
And tasted their first morsel of human flesh.
Flesh tenderized by lupine jaws in a darkly mountainside cave.
Lit occasionally by a flash of lightening and called to dinner
By Nabokov’s dinner gong.
It is from:http://tristanssecretsofmagic.blogspot.com/
Why the middle child?
When I was a child we had a goat
The goat was called Pumkin
We had a goat called Pumkin because my sister had ecsema
And couldn’t have dairy products
One of my jobs was to milk that goat
So my sister could have goats milk
And avoid dairy products
And avoid the humiliation of the betnavate
She is cursed by the memory of betnavate
A storm tormented Shropshire that summer
Lashed about Pumkin’s shed
Thunder boomed, like Nabokov’s dinner gong, bronzily
Lightning lit up my fear
As I attempted to milk that damn goat
How I shudder still at the memory of those distended teats
How Pumkin shuddered with fear and with loathing
At my amateurish tugging of her dugs.
The milk squirting into the timid pail
And I thought why the middle boy
Why me
Surely we could just plug my sister onto those teats
And let her suckle like Remus and Romulus like
And I imagine the unknown and unfabled
Older brother of those Italian twins
Who bravely milked the she wolves in their lairs
To feed his baby siblings from a bottle fashioned from bull horn and pigs bladder
And who vanished one night
The night that the twins were weaned from milk to meat
And tasted their first morsel of human flesh.
Flesh tenderized by lupine jaws in a darkly mountainside cave.
Lit occasionally by a flash of lightening and called to dinner
By Nabokov’s dinner gong.
Thursday, 17 September 2009
Listening to paint dry.
I met her at a party. she asked me if I was the hosts brother.
I laughed and said no! I'm his father.
She said you dont look old enough
I told her that I had impregnated his mother when I was 15 years old.
She looked concerned.
I said it's all right, we get on well and he gives me a cupboard to sleep in upstairs and feeds me scraps from the kitchen.
she looked concerned.
I told her it was alright. I was lying.
She said why do you lie.
I said it is what I do for a living. I am a poet.
she then held my hands and quoted strindberg in swedish.
I have had more fun listening to paint dry.
I laughed and said no! I'm his father.
She said you dont look old enough
I told her that I had impregnated his mother when I was 15 years old.
She looked concerned.
I said it's all right, we get on well and he gives me a cupboard to sleep in upstairs and feeds me scraps from the kitchen.
she looked concerned.
I told her it was alright. I was lying.
She said why do you lie.
I said it is what I do for a living. I am a poet.
she then held my hands and quoted strindberg in swedish.
I have had more fun listening to paint dry.
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