Rusty came round for a beer. We skirted the subject of nurse.
With nothing else in common we got to talking about food. Rusty mentioned the smoothie for a lost weekend.
I asked about that.
He replied that it contained 15 kinds of fruit, a pint of yogurt, a pint of milk, some honey as well as concentrated multivitamin powder. It makes about half a gallon; difficult to get down but once you got it inside it was your 'five a day' for three days.
Enough time to get lost.
Lost in what? I said.
Oh heck anything; Fishing for that fabled carp, learning tap dancing, a sexual binge or even getting drunk in bars.
And what do you do during the lost weekend. I asked.
I stay pretty close to the lavatory. He said.
Rusty, I said, Rusty I am too old for exciting bowel movements.
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