A poem to commemorate 'National Cod Latin Day'.
Sitting in the kitchen
underneath the clock
polishing silver with
a barristers sock
Citing habeas corpus
weeping into legal hose
Shouting: "This is cruelty,
as everybody knows.
.
Her lordship muttered sternly
"Sedebat in lecto cat.
Just polish the bloody fishknives
Sic biscuittus disintegrat".
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