Rusty called from Lizard Bend. Idaho.
I said hello Rusty how is your Christmas?
He said Tristan it's good, Babs has taken the triplets to Montana and left me home alone. Home alone I can de-frost the fridge, clean the kitchen. do all the washing in the house, clear out the kids rooms, polish the floors and stuff like that.
I said Rusty that sounds like a great present for Babs.
He said No. All she ever wants is a pair of red knickers and an ill fitting bra from Anne Summers.
After all Christmas is just about cheap red knickers.
I said NO Rusty. Christmas is about demonstration of wealth. Buy her expensive red knickers.
Rusty said there ain't no expensive red knickers in Lizard Bend Idaho.
I said rusty buy a cheap pair and then make out you are giving them to someone else, suddenly they will increase in value.
Rusty said thanks.
I said you're welcome Rusty. Happy Christmas.