Meteorological experts in Tel Aviv have announced the startling news that they are able to accurately forecast global weather patterns using the head of a baby. The baby, as yet un-named and born in a stable to humble but well connected parents, has constantly shifting hair which predicts the weather conditions in the Northern hemisphere for the following 12 hours. Ridges of high and low pressure along with cyclonic activity are clearly visible.
A spokesperson stated they they are 'All scratching our heads over this phenomenon'.
The father of the child said: 'It is a miracle and once we get the continents tattooed on her head we should make a fortune from her'!
A spokesperson for the Vatican was 'unavailable for comment'.
Cyclonic gales in the Atlantic divided by a peak of high pressure seen last night on the baby's head.
The scientists have also been able to predict the polar vortex freezing the USA at present by monitoring cold spots on the head. A plan is proposed to put a wooly hat on the baby's head, warm it up and therefore end the icy weather crippling the country.
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