Whatever comes to mind before I alter it with the overpaint of time. Mostly satire, poetry and fiction but occasional unreliable fact, as all facts seems to be today. From deepest Notting Hill. London.
Sunday, 22 December 2013
Ikea Allen Key and the role of 'flat pack' in the nativity.
In Sweden the giving and receiving of flat pack furniture (especially cribs) at christmas symbolises both the role of Joseph in the Nativity and the role of the father in general at this time of the year… Sitting in a corner half pissed, fully enraged, wielding a cranked allen key, surrounded by MDF and with a crucifixion already on his mind!
It is important also to remember that January brings with it 50 million discarded, unwanted Allen keys.
An Allen key is for life, not just Christmas!
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