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Friday, 27 December 2019

Homeless tales from RBKC. No:1. MARK.

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This is Mark. He was outside Tesco a short while ago. As I went in I asked if I could get him anything. He polit...
Thursday, 26 December 2019

RBKC giving the gift of enlightenment this Christmas.

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RBKC are giving their temporary housing tennants the gift of enlightenment this year. Political correspondent Jan Nieupjur reports th...

RBKC social cleansing at Christmas.

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How about this for a shitty Christmas tale: I had a Christmas morning chat with my neighbour, a delightful young woman with a young daughte...
Wednesday, 18 December 2019

The fraudulent muse at christmas.

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Christmas is a wonderful time for the fraudulent muxe She has got away with it again for another year She thinks. Her tree decorated...
Monday, 9 December 2019

Love measures itself.

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Eternity is a curious concept. It ends with the death of the person measuring it. You know...  Whatever you say will last forever will las...
Sunday, 8 December 2019

Duncan, Blue, smoothies. Guilty as charged.

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  Innocent smoothies shooting an ad today... some bloke called Duncan from Blue. Nice people and a very cold but lovely actress...
Saturday, 23 November 2019

Wrong about the muse. Dora Maar.

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A couple of nights ago, having dinner with an artist friend, we got to talk about the muse. I made a couple of crass statements about the ...
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The cooker hood as muse.

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After a pint at the Cow and a pleasant unexpected meeting I took my self home to lay out some rugs lent by a friend and to concentrate ...
Monday, 18 November 2019

I stopped Prince Andrew from shagging.

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At last I can tell my Prince Andrew story:  When he was at Dartmouth Naval College his tutors would scour the town for 'pretty gir...
Tuesday, 12 November 2019

Iceland's banned Christmas ad.

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I'm informed that the following ad has been banned for being too political.  The advertising clearance body, Clearcast, who screen b...
Monday, 11 November 2019

Austerity at work.

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The new bird feeder is working a treat. I managed to lure three of these suckers on to the balcony today. I thin...
Friday, 18 October 2019

Black and white bathroom.

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Of all the things I have done this has to be one of the most satisfying. Please feel free to contact me regarding commisions.

Found lost cat was not lost.

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Cats are never lost, they know exactly where they are. It is their 'owners' who are lost having formed an un-natural dependency upon...