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Saturday, 23 November 2019

Wrong about the muse. Dora Maar.

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A couple of nights ago, having dinner with an artist friend, we got to talk about the muse. I made a couple of crass statements about the ...
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The cooker hood as muse.

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After a pint at the Cow and a pleasant unexpected meeting I took my self home to lay out some rugs lent by a friend and to concentrate ...
Monday, 18 November 2019

I stopped Prince Andrew from shagging.

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At last I can tell my Prince Andrew story:  When he was at Dartmouth Naval College his tutors would scour the town for 'pretty gir...
Tuesday, 12 November 2019

Iceland's banned Christmas ad.

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I'm informed that the following ad has been banned for being too political.  The advertising clearance body, Clearcast, who screen b...
Monday, 11 November 2019

Austerity at work.

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The new bird feeder is working a treat. I managed to lure three of these suckers on to the balcony today. I thin...
Friday, 18 October 2019

Black and white bathroom.

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Of all the things I have done this has to be one of the most satisfying. Please feel free to contact me regarding commisions.

Found lost cat was not lost.

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Cats are never lost, they know exactly where they are. It is their 'owners' who are lost having formed an un-natural dependency upon...
Thursday, 17 October 2019

Vitreous perception.

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The optimist sees the glass half full the pessimist sees it half empty the opportunist quickly drinks it the s...

The Grenfell "One Love" Piano needs help.

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There is a piano under the Westway, close to the site of the tragedy and there for anyone to use. It is a valuable community...
Wednesday, 16 October 2019

Murray Lachlan Young, The Mystery of the Raddlesham Mumps at Wiltons. Review.

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I took Mr Pounce to this show as a belated birthday present along with a friend.  The idea of a gothic tale told enti...
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Tuesday, 15 October 2019

Parakeet alley. London.

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I've moved. A mile down the road and back over the border into North Kensingtom. Full circle. Close again to the bo...
Wednesday, 9 October 2019

Insomnia, Ibuprofen, selotape, blood and misaligned perforations.

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I've had a cold recently which means the emergency drugs come out, lung disease does not enjoy colds so it's out with the antibiotic...
Tuesday, 8 October 2019

London's humpback whale joins Extinction Rebellion and superglues itself to Westminster bridge.

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This may well be fake news. A whale has been spotted swimming in the River Thames, following on from the visit of "Be...