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Thursday, 9 February 2017

END OF THE UNION.

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In triggering article 50 she shot herself in the foot he had custody of the first aid kit and the orthopaedic boot.
Saturday, 28 January 2017

Theresa May's political clitoris.

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As Winston Smith dies. In neo-totalitarian America May walks hand in hand with Trump stroking Churchill's pate for a photo op. Ma...
Wednesday, 18 January 2017

Fake news

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How do we know that the news about fake news is not fake? If the fake news is real and the news about fake news is fake what should we...
Tuesday, 10 January 2017

Laundry.

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She asked: 'Do you have anything dark to wash?' I could not admit to my longings but brought down some history that might b...
Friday, 30 December 2016

Portobello fog.

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Its foggy in Portobello the dealers are getting quite lost they can't find their way to E&O they are selling their wares at cost...

Self inflicted cancer for housing purposes.

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A true story. Not written looking for sympathy but as anyone who knows what I write finding humour in the darkest of places. Two months ag...

Don't blame 2016.

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It really isn't 2016's fault. Blame 1967 and the summer of love. Blame drug fuelled 'rock n roll' lifestyles. blame anyth...
Saturday, 10 December 2016

ON DEATH.

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Death is a punctuation mark. A full stop. Death states the obvious. A full stop. The full stop defines nothing,  it is merely a prin...
Monday, 5 December 2016

CHRISTMAS GREASINGS.

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Pig fat on the turkey goose fat on the spuds suet in the mince pies brandy butter on the puds lard on the sausages bacon on the lard ...
Wednesday, 23 November 2016

polishing silver with a barrister's sock.

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A poem to commemorate 'National Cod Latin Day'. Sitting in the kitchen underneath the clock polishing silver with a barrister...
Monday, 21 November 2016

A divorcees prayer

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You will hate me when this is over But not as much as I will hate you Yet I will hate you with affection While you will hate me with s...
Tuesday, 11 October 2016

Regarding the Killer clown craze, I first posted this on my poetry blog in 2009:: The secrets of magic

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The secrets of magic Things started getting out of hand when the dog got run down in the street out side our window. She had watch...
Monday, 3 October 2016

The Notting Hill Promise

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They primp and preen like birds of paradise mimic the sounds of endeavour and success only to lead me to a bower lined with tinfoil...