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Wednesday, 24 February 2016

The High Street Wars according to Euripides.

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All lived in Harmony until Tescos the Greek stole the marketplace with his '3 for 2' offer which pissed off the Trojans no end. Aldi...
Wednesday, 3 February 2016

Murray Lachlan Young has written a book.

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Murray has taken time out from writing and performing in order to put an anthology together. Click on the 'support this book' button...
Saturday, 26 December 2015

Cheap Red Knickers.

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Rusty called from Lizard Bend. Idaho. I said hello Rusty how is your Christmas? He said Tristan it's good, Babs has taken the triplet...
Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Trainspotting at night.

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Beside my bed I keep a little book in which I jot down the details of those trains of thought which travel nightly the subconscious netwo...
Sunday, 29 November 2015

Cameron is a weak little man.

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David Cameron is a weak little man. When a nation needs a great leader Cameron wont be there, Cameron will be hiding from responsibility bec...
Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Cameron declares dog shit 'edible' and the end to world hunger.

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David Cameron has announced, after extensive studies by the health department, that dog shit is edible. He goes on to say that judging by th...
Tuesday, 24 November 2015

Wisdom from Le Peuple de l'herbe.

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Jonathan Pandy writes: Written in 2002/2003 for Le Peuple de l'Herbe . Released in 2005. Respect to the people that made the vid...
Sunday, 22 November 2015

Church of England bans Star Wars trailer.

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The producers of the new Star Wars movie say they are disappointed with the Church after it was announced that their trailer for the film wo...
Friday, 20 November 2015

The Westway Trust: Asset stripping spivs.

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Well. It is a fine state of affairs: Angela McConville and her team refused to turn up, as agreed, to a public meeting regarding ...
Sunday, 15 November 2015

Why I will not be overlaying a French flag on my social media photographs.

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I feel I am being beseeched to plant a tricolor on my photographs by the facebook sheepdogs who like nothing more than worrying their flock ...
Friday, 13 November 2015

Avant Garde painting discovered beneath Dutch masterpiece.

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Experts in Holland using X-ray have discovered a previously unknown Avant Garde painting beneath an equally as unknown masterpiece by the Ar...

Terry Wogan pulls out of Children in Need after threats from Damian Hirst.

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Terry Wogan  has announced that he is pulling out of Children in Need after threats were received from Damian Hirst over the use of his ...
Thursday, 12 November 2015

Unseen Bronte poem in full.

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Jan Nieupjur writes... A boozy night in Haworth led to a 'private glimpse' of the previously unknown Charlotte Bronte poem rec...