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Monday, 16 February 2015

Dominos 3D pizza printer.

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Breaking news: Dominos Pizza are about to announce the introduction of a 3D printed on line delivery service. You order the pizza, click...

If I were a poet.

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If I were Pam Ayres I'd rhyme bloater with a new coat her brother bought her to go to the palace to pick up her gong for rhyming b...
Friday, 13 February 2015

Portobello Radio: Two old gits who can remember bugger all.

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Before you complain about the title 'Two old gits who can remember bugger all' it is a direct quote from Chris Sullivan on the radio...
Wednesday, 11 February 2015

Something is wrong in the world of children's literature.

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OK. Here we go… You want to write a contemporary children's best seller, make it as dysfunctional and as negative as you can, avoid adve...
Monday, 2 February 2015

Cross dressing.

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I have no say in the matter it's all chosen by them the colour, the fabric the length of the hem the style of the collar the cut of...
Friday, 30 January 2015

Why hipster incursions into the KPH might not be a bad thing.

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I visited the KPH on Ladbroke Grove last evening in order to drop in on a friends birthday party, the party was still in the sit-down at...
Monday, 26 January 2015

David Cameron hoax calls.

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I am told that David Cameron has been making hoax calls to various world leaders claiming to be in charge of the UK. The US...
Sunday, 16 November 2014

Not waving but drowning. The Countess Alex Zapak. Genius!

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Thursday, 23 October 2014

Fired up at Mode. The Lipstick Melodies and others.

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UPDATE.  26th April 2015.  Saddened to hear today of the untimely death of Alan Wass of the Lipstick Melodies.  Another one gone.          ...
Sunday, 19 October 2014

Orphans under the Westway.

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Over 50 years ago, in the dark but more enlightened times the powers that be decided that a Motorway link should be pus...
Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Let mummy sing in the garden.

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Mummy is crying in the garden because I am growing up too quickly she says and as she weeps she lets me watch the stuff she thinks I w...
Monday, 13 October 2014

Mayor of Sorrento sues Vesuvius for vandalism of early Banksy.

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The mayor of Sorrento has started legal proceedings against the volcano for what he considers to be wilful criminal damage to valuable graff...
Wednesday, 8 October 2014

Le Peuple de L'herbe - Soya Green.

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