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Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Roger Pomphrey. A celebration. Rest in peace.

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Sadly, director and musician Roger Pomphrey has died.  He was far too young. Every community is a ...
Monday, 27 January 2014

Uncle Reg. He died for Valerie and golf.

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Uncle Reg smoked 90 fags a day but they never killed him. Valerie did that! Uncle Reg was in His Majesties Indian Army and took one for th...
Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Avant Garde condunctor Jan Nieupjur to replace Gergiev at the LSO.

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A tsunami of disbelief has rocked the classical music scene on hearing the rumour that Dutch Avant Garde composer and conductor Jan Nieupj...
Sunday, 12 January 2014

Elephant meat being sold on Portobello Road.

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Proof that 'bush meat' is being openly sold in Britain today!
Saturday, 11 January 2014

Bankers trophies.

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Clinking their crystal glasses Lissom lipped social clowns exhale brittle little small talk in their chic designer gowns while snickeri...
Saturday, 4 January 2014

Jan Nieupjur's electronic book of the year: The Cherry Alignment. Annabel Schofield.

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"The Cherry Alignment" follows the roller-coaster life of the witty, uninhibited and gorgeous Angelika Douglas; a legendary ‘...
Thursday, 2 January 2014

Forecasting severe U.S icy Weather and British storms with a baby's head.

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From Science Editor Jan Nieupjur. Meteorological experts in Tel Aviv have announced the startling news that they are able to accurately fo...
Tuesday, 31 December 2013

Seeing out the old.

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Haunted by the ghosts of children as they pre-decease taunted by returning conscience ageing ain't a piece of cake. Death… Releas...
Monday, 30 December 2013

Road trip No. 2. Naked Road Dog.

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13.50. M4. As two and a half litres of volvo thunders beneath my thighs the steering twitches as we stray onto the cats eyes…. and a small b...

Road Trip. For road Dogs everywhere, empathy man!

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11.00 am West 10. Head on down to Sainsbury's Ladbroke Grove to gas up. They only have City Diesel but we are heading off piste, will ci...
Friday, 27 December 2013

A Christmas tale.

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Dear Mummy, I hope you can read this, it is really hard to write because it is hard to hold a pencil with a webbed hand. It isn't real...
Sunday, 22 December 2013

Ikea Allen Key and the role of 'flat pack' in the nativity.

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In Sweden the giving and receiving of flat pack furniture (especially cribs) at christmas symbolises both the role of Joseph in the Nati...
Thursday, 19 December 2013

And sentences can't start with 'And'. And the dinosaurs ate all the pens.

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And I was informed today that sentences cannot start with 'And'. And I've just done that very thing so obviously sentences can s...