A guest blog from So Soo Mi. Emeritus Professor of Dress it in Uniform and abuse becomes legitimate studies at Top of the Pops BBC University.
Researchers at the Baden Powell Obedience Library have announced the discovery of unseen Garry Glitter lyrics tucked between the pages of Lord Mountbatten's copy of 'Scouting for Girls'.
They go as follows:
Do you want to be in my ging gang gooly gooly gooly whatsit
ging gang goo ging gang goo ging gang goo.
I'm Akela, I'm the leader of the pack I am
.... etc etc etc
Gareth 'Tent pole' Glitter