From the archive.
A nation rejoices
a nation is happy
for a baby from Wales
has filled up her nappy
no signs of austerity
in her posterior dexterity
yet for her no diamond
or other rare jewel
no silver
no pearls
but the perfectly formed whirls
of a
golden hued,
curlicued
ormolu stool.
We wrapped it in tissue
sent it off to the issue
of the issue
of our dear Queen's eldest son
With a brief covering word
to authenticate the turd
as a born and bred, dressed in red,
Welsh number one.
Suggesting that
when they unwrap it
they have Gilbert and George snap it
for in turd matters they
are certainly no fool
And will quickly identify
reasons aplenty why
(in the words of the hip)
it is undeniably cool...
To be blissfully happy
with the contents of a nappy:
A golden hued, curlicued, ormolu stool.
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