A guest blog from Jan Nieupjur. Tribal name: Dances with vowels.
Glossary of 1st nations of the Glastonbury tipi's:
NATION Description
Indig
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The easily Riled people of the shared loo
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Fulmi
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The short tempered loo queuers
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Stag
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Dwellers of the mud
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Sali
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Dwellers of the saltmarshes
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Pug
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The fighting tribe also known as the Angels of Hell
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Conster
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The puzzled people (chief Kevin Conster)
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peregri
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The wanderers who cannot find their tents
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Desti
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The people who have arrived
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Predesti
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The people who know they will arrive
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Assassi
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The back stabbers
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Rumi
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The thinking people who stayed at home
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Procrasti
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Those who dally in the mud
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Emi
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The great tribe in the VIP encampment
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Abomi
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The awful people (in the next tent)
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Insubordi
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The tribe that heckles in the poetry tipi
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Impreg
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The successful fuckers
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Resig
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The people without tickets who sigh
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Indoctri
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The brainwashed people who think it is fun
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Artificialinsemi
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The petridish people
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Contami
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The tribe that is unclean (All become members of the Contami by the end of the festival)
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Imagi
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The fantasists who watch at home then pretend to have been
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