If only we could identify the Love DNA .There would be testing clinics in every town. A super clinic in Oxford Street Queues round the block
Testing their love:
The old men and their Bankok brides
Spotty oiks and village bikes
Old lovers, new lovers, perhaps not lovers at all
Scientists with actresses
Barristers and rough diamonds
Artists and bank managers
Ghosts and priests
Goths and poets.
All testing.In the departments of love:
A tattoo parlour
Cake shop, florist
Wedding chapel, Elvis present daily
Hallmark card shop
white goods, bedroom sets
Lingerie and soft fruit.
Receptacle for redundant dildos
Viagra falls by the chocolate fountain
Cubic Zirconiums as big as the ritz.
Cinema screening non stop rom coms
Pretty girls with trays of condoms
Pretty boys with trays of condoms
Hotel rooms for love struck non doms.